March 2012
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wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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andthatlittleblackdress:
do you ever follow someone you fucking hate for the sole purpose of mocking every thing they post
February 2012
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collegefailure:
emdanyell:
shelovedthesky:
collegefailure:
lol but if we’re being honest, “I’d really like to bang your campaign. #BetterWithDC” will forever be the greatest thing I tweet.
personally my favorites were:
“The national debt might be going up but I’ll go down #BetterWithDC”
“I heard you’re German. I want to start the Battle of your Bulge. #BetterWithDC”
YES to all of...
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comemorninglighte:
shelovedthesky:
collegefailure:
lol but if we’re being honest, “I’d really like to bang your campaign. #BetterWithDC” will forever be the greatest thing I tweet.
personally my favorites were:
“The national debt might be going up but I’ll go down #BetterWithDC”
“I heard you’re German. I want to start the Battle of your Bulge. #BetterWithDC”
Don’t forget:
“I can write...
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collegefailure:
lol but if we’re being honest, “I’d really like to bang your campaign. #BetterWithDC” will forever be the greatest thing I tweet.
personally my favorites were:
“The national debt might be going up but I’ll go down #BetterWithDC”
“I heard you’re German. I want to start the Battle of your Bulge. #BetterWithDC”
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Listen tumblr, I know we all love Robert Downey,...
avengethedinosaurs:
Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old Downey. Seriously, look at him. Boy’s fine.
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comemorninglighte:
#scrawny as shit and i still wanna hit
THIS IS A MARISA LIFE APPROVAL BLOG ‘12
#I’d wrap my legs around it and never get down I swear omg
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
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“Nothing takes the sting out of our economic problems like watching millionaires...”
– Billy Crystal opening the Academy Awards (via erincognito)
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Watchharrrysmammaries:
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i swear to god if my dad says one more thing i tell him about this damn financial aid process is “a grenade”, i will go BALISTIC.
I DIDN’T FUCKING KNOW THE COLLEGES NEEDED THIS SHIT, STOP YELLING AT ME FOR “DROPPING A GRENADE” ON YOU.
JESUS.
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mychemicalnachos:
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
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thezaynster:
freshprinceofbradford:
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Taylor Swift give away
callmeyourdreamer:
Taylor Swift signed single of “the story of us. She sold only 2,000 copies world wide. My friends’ father knows Scott Borchetta, and gave me 2 copies of “the story of us” autographed. I’m giving it away for free to anybody in the world. (NEVER OPENED)
Must be following: callmeyourdreamer Must reblog if you want to have a chance to win Note: All names (URL’s) will be entered...