February 2012
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comemorninglighte:
#scrawny as shit and i still wanna hit
THIS IS A MARISA LIFE APPROVAL BLOG ‘12
#I’d wrap my legs around it and never get down I swear omg
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
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Nothing takes the sting out of our economic problems like watching millionaires...
– Billy Crystal opening the Academy Awards (via erincognito)
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harrrysmammaries:
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i swear to god if my dad says one more thing i tell him about this damn financial aid process is “a grenade”, i will go BALISTIC.
I DIDN’T FUCKING KNOW THE COLLEGES NEEDED THIS SHIT, STOP YELLING AT ME FOR “DROPPING A GRENADE” ON YOU.
JESUS.
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mychemicalnachos:
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
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Taylor Swift give away
callmeyourdreamer:
Taylor Swift signed single of “the story of us. She sold only 2,000 copies world wide. My friends’ father knows Scott Borchetta, and gave me 2 copies of “the story of us” autographed. I’m giving it away for free to anybody in the world. (NEVER OPENED)
Must be following: callmeyourdreamer Must reblog if you want to have a chance to win Note: All names (URL’s) will be entered...
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I just love Louis for never censoring himself....
potatoesfor1d:
“He just wants to get her into bed.”
“Harry’s getting head.”
“We fucking love you guys!!!”
Don’t ever change, Lou.
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Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.
Drake: That's when you're the prettiest.
One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful.
Big Time Rush: I don't know why you always get so insecure.
Taylor Swift: You're beautiful, every little piece love.
Jonas Brothers: You're beautiful but you don't even try.
Kids at school: What is that omg go back to the zoo
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today i was reminded that Lent starts tomorrow.
i thought about trying to only go on the computer for an hour a day
and then I was like
jk that’s never gonna happen
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Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We searched for airports.
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benefits of dating me
you’ll be dating me
I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
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andthatlittleblackdress:
WOW OMG I’VE STARTED TALKING TO MYSELF ABOUT EVERLARK IN AN IRISH ACCENT BECAUSE HONESTLY EVERLARK IDK IT JUST SOUNDS IRISH
omg i just said “everlark” out loud in an irish accent and like, is there any other way to say it?
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